RICH PEOPLE BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR MONEY

from by Justin Blackburn

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Growing up my family received lots of letters of rich people bragging about how great their family is. Sometimes rich people like to brag. This is my interpretation of why and the other side of the bragging.

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Kicked Out Of The Orgy By My Girlfriend

Recently the great Satan himself has been showing up out of nowhere
to fuck me raw dog, straight up the asshole, in front of everyone,
no matter where I am.

The other day I was in line buying a ticket at the movies with my
girlfriend, Satan shows up, bends me over, and fucks all the fire out of
me. Everyone at the theatre laughed at the comedy occurring in front of
their eye except my girlfriend it turned her on.

Yesterday I was in the food court at the mall
and he fucked me right in front of the Chick Fil-A.
Everyone watched in silence, amazed, the cow finally began to spell words
correctly.

Do not tell my family
but I think I am beginning to enjoy it.

My girlfriend sitting pretty on Satan’s lap at an orgy,
my jealousy shows me to the front door,
and puts my pen to the page.

Let the world know I write poetry while the people are getting laid.
Let the world know I write poetry while my girlfriend is without me at an
orgy. Let the people know Satan does not hold the keys to their shackles
unless they are willing to learn how to pick locks.

Justin Blackburn

Poem from my latest book "You Are Not A Normal Human Being" available at http://www.virgograypress.com/ or http://www.lulu.com/shop/virgogray-press/you-are-not-a-normal-human-being/paperback/product-20340796.html6 (copy and paste into browser)

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from Failure, released January 11, 2012

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Justin Blackburn Comedy/Failure Asheville, North Carolina

Hi, my name is Justin Blackburn. I perform stand up comedy and this is my first Comedy Album entitled "Failure." If you like the album and want to purchase the full album, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com. If you find the album so hilarious that you want me to do a stand up performance at your venue, house, etc, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com Thank you. ... more

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