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IF THE BIBLE SAID

from Failure by Justin Blackburn

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This comes from the part of me that feels lots of us our brainwashed and do just whatever we are told without using the heart or the mind to consider what the fuck is actually going down.

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There Is Nothing Like Getting Your Heart Broken

There is nothing like getting your heart broken
to make you realize what a commonplace boring bitch you truly are.

There is nothing like having her take your heart off
like a party dress,
throw it on the floor,
and let it stay in the room
as she fucks her new dude on your parents’ bed
that makes your eyes fall back into your head
so you can clearly see you are a beggar on the street
sucking dick for candy bars.

There is nothing like awakening to a delusion
that makes you wash your confusion, brush your teeth, look in the mirror,
and take charge of that little fart staring back at you trying to breathe.

At first you might want to take revenge
but then you realize you are nothing to avenge
like dying in the name of Wal-Mart.

There is nothing like getting your heart broken
to let you know you are the chosen one
to make fun of yourself
for being exactly like everyone else
you thought was dumb.

There is nothing like getting your heart broken
to let you know
how much fun it is
to die
alone.

Justin Blackburn

Poem from my latest book "You Are Not A Normal Human Being" available at http://www.virgograypress.com/ or http://www.lulu.com/shop/virgogray-press/you-are-not-a-normal-human-being/paperback/product-20340796.html6 (copy and paste into browser)

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from Failure, released January 11, 2012
written and performed by Justin Blackburn
produced by Amelia Hall

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Justin Blackburn Comedy/Failure Asheville, North Carolina

Hi, my name is Justin Blackburn. I perform stand up comedy and this is my first Comedy Album entitled "Failure." If you like the album and want to purchase the full album, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com. If you find the album so hilarious that you want me to do a stand up performance at your venue, house, etc, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com Thank you. ... more

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