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from Failure by Justin Blackburn

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Girls, Sometimes You Can Just Be Their Friends

Girls, sometimes you can just be their friends
like an existence that never ends.
You don’t have to try to finish it
or be nervous about asking her out on a date.

You don’t even have to live it.
You can show up late
with no plans and a six pack,
draw a picture on your forehead of grandma’s nut sack.

Girls, sometimes you can just love them for who they are
like a brave warrior.
You don’t have to try to fuck her
or get her to suck your dick.

You can just be nice to her for having pretty hair.
You don’t have to care about getting her to think you are cool by being a
prick. You can be who you are, a fading fool,
in the blessed fact that people are full of shit.

Girls, sometimes you can be compassionate to their emotions
like a silent climber in the mountains of social life.
You don’t have to be a liar to get you a wife.
You can just watch them walk away

with the understanding whatever they do, they will be ok,
because their beauty will forever take care of them.
It will forever take care of you too,
if you can learn how to do what they do.

Justin Blackburn

Poem from my latest book "You Are Not A Normal Human Being" available at http://www.virgograypress.com/ or http://www.lulu.com/shop/virgogray-press/you-are-not-a-normal-human-being/paperback/product-20340796.html6 (copy and paste into browser)

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from Failure, released January 11, 2012

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Justin Blackburn Comedy/Failure Asheville, North Carolina

Hi, my name is Justin Blackburn. I perform stand up comedy and this is my first Comedy Album entitled "Failure." If you like the album and want to purchase the full album, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com. If you find the album so hilarious that you want me to do a stand up performance at your venue, house, etc, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com Thank you. ... more

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