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The Life Of An American Plan

When I was a child
my perfect plan was to lose my virginity
candlelight prom night
to everyone’s favorite limelight volunteer
Johnny American Straight A Football
at a Four Seasons listening
to “American Bad Ass” by Kid Rock.

Instead I was raped
on my thirteenth birthday
in a Michelin Building
by Tim The Tool Man Taylor
at a Jonas Brother’s Concert
listening to The Real Slim Shady.

Justin Blackburn

Poem from my latest book "You Are Not A Normal Human Being" available at www.virgograypress.com or www.lulu.com/shop/virgogray-press/you-are-not-a-normal-human-being/paperback/product-20340796.html6 (copy and paste into browser)

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from Failure, released January 11, 2012
written by Justin Blackburn
produced by Amelia Hall

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Justin Blackburn Comedy/Failure Asheville, North Carolina

Hi, my name is Justin Blackburn. I perform stand up comedy and this is my first Comedy Album entitled "Failure." If you like the album and want to purchase the full album, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com. If you find the album so hilarious that you want me to do a stand up performance at your venue, house, etc, please contact me at justinblackburn111@yahoo.com Thank you. ... more

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