from
Failure,
released January 11, 2012
I Am Weirder Than Every Other Motherfucker In The Universe
I am a huge loser, broke as fuck, and never working.
Please don’t destroy me. Please know I am sorry.
I am a beady eyeball small self, medium fries, and an iceless water.
Please know I am laughing. Please know I am not kidding.
I go out on the town wild, not wanting nothing, sitting in my past, not
touching shit. Please be inspired by my good poetry. Please give me good
money. I watch the people dance as a star in space on the floor in the
light. Please tell me I am the greatest. Please let me not accept your award.
My old is fading. My pain is sniffling.
Please know I need you. Please know I see through you.
I am having some trouble in the sky; I don’t know how to get back to the
ground. Please discuss me. Please hairbrush me.
I got the blues in my ear wax, dead hobos in my nut sac.
Please God let me forgive you. Please keep me calm and balanced.
I have failed millions of my own tests, haven’t followed the plan for
lifetimes. Please taste my judgments. Please don’t pass the salt.
My heart is waking. My computer is breaking.
Please put every policeman on a pony. Please place every Buddha in the
marketplace. I am not a business. I am not a human.
Please find your beauty. Please give every woman a raise.
I would rather catch a bullet straight to the chest then live off rich white
daddy’s bullshit.
Please love the planet. Please feel like God.
I am certain not loving everything isn’t worth the back pain
Please don’t pressure me. Please reassure me that I am everybody.
Written by Justin Blackburn and Marlene Blackburn
Performed by Justin Blackburn and Marlene Blackburn
Produced by Amelia Hall